Paigeion

It's 2010, we've had phones since 1876, pretty long time, and we've come a long way from those clunky pieces of junk to what we have today: Small, aesthetic metal things we don't even use to talk to people anymore-oh excuse me, we talk to people, we just don't use our mouths. Texting was invented in 1995, by a man who wasn't even paid to invent it; well we can thank the idiot now for causing every driving accident that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol. A study in 2007 reveals that texting while driving actually rivals with drinking while driving. What is this telling us people? Stop texting while driving! You're BFF Jill doesn't need to kno